Once you receive this, say five things about yourself then send it to ten of your favourite followers. :)

I don’t do chain letters because I have a terrible history with them. But I will say my five things!

1) I am short sighted with astigmatism in one eye. This means my cornea is more oval shaped than it should be (as I understand it) and means light smears through it. I have to have a special lens in my glasses to fix it.

2) I’m a red head! Firey with a passion to match :D lol Red is also my favourite colour.

3) I run three blogs on Tumblr, including this one. The second is a dormant Ask Blog called Ask The Two Shepards ( http://askthetwoshepards.tumblr.com ) which is a Mass Effect OC blog about two separate Commander Shepards, one from the Renegade universe and one from the Paragon that took liberties with the ending of ME3. The last is Kayhem Maus Creative Works ( http://kayhemmauscreativeworks.tumblr.com ) which is my writing blog which includes reviews of other peoples works as well as my own. The name is from my writer’s pseudonym which I intend to publish under once I get a book out there.

4) I also run two sub blogs out of this particular blog. Kayhem Maus’ Retro Arcade Gaming is a review series mostly in text about various arcade games of my childhood when I spent most summers in Seaside Cities/towns playing arcades at the seafront. The accompanying videos to this series can be found at http://youtube.com/user/kmmouse20 . I also do the semi-occasional (as I find final episode reviews apparently impossible to do for some reason - may have something to do with the sheer amount of nunfuckery that tends to occur) Doctor Who episode reviews under the title Doctor Who Theories Reviews and Speculation Hour (DW-TRaSH) which I will probably get back to when the next series starts. Go Peter Capaldi, I believe in you!

5) I am also prone to talking in my sleep and having entire conversation (usually not the polite things are said supposedly, though I cannot verify this for reasons you will soon understand) with people and when I wake, I have no recollection of these conversations ever taking place. This has come to bite me in the ass on more than one occasion as they have passed on important info I do not have in waking times that I should have known.




You were so focused on whether you COULD do it, you never stopped to ask whether you SHOULD.” - Ian Malcolm, Jurassic Park

the quote made it

Oh my




Dean’s descent into dork in 8.11


Dean is my spirit animal



Requested by Anonymous.





Protip: This is a really bad question to ask when visiting the National Mall. We have 8 buildings surrounding the Mall, and a total of 19 museums, 9 research centers and the National Zoo. A S.H.I.E.L.D agent should know better! 

(We think she means the Smithsonian’s National Museum of Natural History in this case.)  

I love that this is on the Smithsonian’s tumblr

Whoever does social media for the Smithsonian is awesome. 


marvel, everyone

What fucking Alternate Universe have I walked into this time?



The Captain America/Puerto Rico pic  AND Marvel’s majestic response


Levi just doesn't give a fuck.
My shitty morning so far

Waking up to the sound of an awfully loud knock on the door, I struggle to my feet only for something to pull in my chest. The men at the door are councilmen to clean out the back guttering or something, so I have to unlock the back gate. The rather ignorant man chooses to be incredibly loud as he does this and now I have to wonder if my brother that has been working nightshifts is still actually asleep at this point or if I’ve got a chewing out in my near future. What a joyous start to my morning.


if you’re going to continue to go into self-righteous tirades about how “anti-fans” “made up” shit about your precious cartoon horse fandom you’re probably better off doing it with your head in the toilet

I volunteer to hold their heads down them.


i don’t feel one way or another about the fault in our stars or its movie adaptation but

the dude with the “it’s a metaphor” line is supposed to be stupid pretentious and other characters make fun of him for it so i’m confused why people are stirring up hate for the book/movie by going THAT LINE IS PRETENTIOUS!!! like yeah it’s not supposed to be taken seriously the dude is way in over his head that’s the joke that’s already bein made

I’m guessing that some idiot who didn’t know a damn thing about the book or story blogged it and it went viral and memeified by people who equally didn’t have a damn clue.

Makes me a little sad. And the sheer number of ‘metaphor’ jokes are grinding the joke REAL HARD. D:

Reblog if you will answer LITERALLY ANY anon questions.



Uhm… isn’t everyone a little too old for this now?

Gumi - Catch You Catch Me
144 plays


Catch You Catch Me — Gumi — Cardcaptor Sakura Opening

Love this song~